Outdoor Revival
By Kelly Bell | Updated May 14, 2026

Outrageous Texts From Exes Posted Online for the World to See

Of course, not all breakups are done equally. And if one partner is still trying to win the other back or doesn't seem to realize the relationship is over, things can only get worse. Then, things can either progress to a critical stage or go horribly wrong. Here is a collection of the most hilarious and scathing text messages ever exchanged between exes. Pick one and stash it away for the next time your ex sends you a nagging message.


1. Not Your Own Private Club

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There are some exes who are willing to say or do anything in order to bring back together their former partners. This ex-lover went to the extreme of making up a reason to get in touch again, which shows just how serious their intentions were.

However, they failed to take into account the fact that their partner most likely already knows them fairly well and is capable of playing the same games as them, only better. As a result, one shouldn't have been caught off guard by the response. What a weak and ineffective effort!

2. You're Going To See Me Online

Simple questions only require simple solutions. Even though it may not be the response you were hoping for, at least it is a logical one to consider. After getting such a scathing response, you won't have the guts to ask the same question ever again, will you?

That is an accurate description of what this one does! This seemingly simple question actually contained a significant amount of optimism. And their previous partner was able to dash all of those expectations with a single response that was uncomplicated. Directly stated, but with no sugarcoating!

3. That's the Excuse to End All Excuses!

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There is nothing more effective than an excuse when it comes to avoiding a certain person. Although explanations have their uses, some of them are so lame that they stink! This text conversation between two former partners should be entered into the justifications hall of fame.

Their brilliant/lame justification for not responding to their ex right away, despite the fact that they probably just forgot to respond, makes us laugh so hard that we can't help but laugh at it (really shows how much they care about their ex). At least we know they put effort into maintaining their personal cleanliness now!

4. When I'm Gone, You're Going to Miss Me

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In most cases, we harbor the expectation that things will be put to rest or, at the very least, that we will be given some form of resolution following a lengthy and comprehensive explanation of what took place. I just wanted to let you know that is not always the case.

Even if you put in a lot of work, it's possible that you won't be able to accomplish everything you set out to do. This poor ex-spouse has been through that very thing. After they had expressed regret for their many errors and been looking forward to the first replay, they must have been devastated when they heard that perfect response.

5. Never Have Time for You

There is nothing more ideal than a snappy response that is also well-phrased to an absurd question! When someone is so uninformed that they choose to ignore the context, they occasionally find themselves on the receiving end of a blow to the face.

This former partner was unquestionably motivated to initiate a conversation or take action in order to win back their former partner. And up until they got this perfectly accurate response in return, it was a good attempt on their part! Oh, the healing process for this burn will most certainly take some time.

6. The Ideal Way to Begin a New Year

A common goal for the start of the new year is to improve one's romantic life. Why not give an old one another shot, especially considering how well the two of you already get along? Unfortunately, not everyone will have success with that strategy.

Clearly, this was not the response that they had hoped to get from the audience. We are grateful for the gracious manner in which their ex-partner let them down while remaining adamant about their requirements. Having a constructive outlook on life will, without a doubt, assist you in making it through the year.

7. Brand-New Phone, Who’s Calling?

After a breakup, the most effective and straightforward method for moving on is to simply put your former partner out of your mind. That's how easy it is to understand! This seems to have actually taken place in this scenario, albeit perhaps with a little bit of an overabundance of success.

In spite of the fact that we do not know how much time has passed since they last communicated with one another or whether or not the other person meant it in a literal sense, there is no denying that it was a poor choice in any case! It's possible that they should start fantasizing about something else now!

8. A Dream Dies Last

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Dreams have the potential to illuminate our most secret yearnings, but they also have the potential to be an incomprehensible jumble that we will never be able to decipher. On the other hand, our lives aren't always as perfect as we'd like them to be, particularly in terms of the relationships we've had in the past.

It would appear that the dream of one person was the nightmare of the other person in this particular instance. Even though this was unquestionably a devastating blow, there are times when you simply have to learn to accept reality and let go of your impossible hopes. Sweet dreams to you!

9. There is No Other Way to Put It!

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This kind of response is very painful! And it is abundantly clear that the exes did not plan on this happening. The contact information for this former partner, on the other hand, pretty much says it all. The most important thing that you should take away from this is that you should avoid asking questions to which you don't want the answer.

It is necessary to provide explanations. When the explanation is as sassy as this, it's probably for the best (at least for us; probably not so much for the ex...) After what must have been an extremely painful experience for them, we can only hope that their exes will finally get the message and stop trying to get in touch with them.

10. Sorted Priorities

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It is important for each of us to examine where our priorities lie in life. It is of even greater significance in the event that your relationship ends. This former couple, or at least one of them, seems to have their act together in this regard.

This young lady has a very clear sense of organization regarding her priorities. She is aware, now that she is older, of the aspects of her previous relationship that she will miss after they end their time together. The day went very poorly for this ex-boyfriend, that much is certain.

11. Approach Is Half the Value

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Repeating everything that another person says, or writes, is a tried-and-true method for provoking annoyance in someone you dislike or want to tease. This tactic is guaranteed to work, whether you're dealing with a vindictive ex-partner, a harping relative, a squabbling sibling, or a bothersome friend from your childhood.

This individual has reached a point where they are proficient in the use of this strategy against their former partner. It is also hilarious in its own right! As a result of either party's irritation, the conversation may come to a complete halt. This person will undoubtedly use this fail-safe strategy each and every time their ex sends them a text message.

12. Not Even Worth a Reply

It is extremely important to be able to say "no," and there are many appropriate ways to do so. However, there aren't many that are as simple to grasp as this one is. It is important to remember when and how to draw the line in this manner.

It's possible the boy didn't have any intent at all. It's possible that the young lady rushed to make her decision. Despite this, there are indications that the girl is aware of what will take place in the following sentences. After that, she laid down some very specific ground rules.

13. Holiday Text

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At least once in our lives, each of us has been put through the ordeal of receiving a "holiday text from an ex." But I seriously doubt that any of us handled the situation as well as this lovely lady did! This girl is unquestionably skilled in the art of evacuating one's life of an unwanted ex-lover.

It is considered polite to reconnect with a former partner on holiday, or at the very least, to send holiday greetings and best wishes their way. This poor man almost certainly was thinking the same thing. But he was completely unaware that this was the answer that was sitting here for him to find!

14. Try Your Best!

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There will be times when your efforts are initially unsuccessful. However, there is no harm in making additional attempts, is there? I take it back—not always! You just have to be able to recognize when to stop trying and be okay with being told "no" from time to time!

This ex was so determined to win back their lover that they didn't even care when they were told they had missed their opportunity. They have tolerated their exes for a number of months, but it appears that they have reached their limit now. They have obviously come to the conclusion that it is best for them to move on. There is no longer any possibility!

15. Constant Mishaps!

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Accidents do occur. And every once in a while, they happen repeatedly. Possibly as a result of thinking along those lines, this former partner has come up with the completely absurd justification that they kept calling their former partner and pretended it was an accident. This justification claims that they did this repeatedly.

If you don't want to talk to your ex ever again, here's some guidance for the person who is getting all of those annoying phone calls: if you don't want to hear from them, just block their phone number. This is not a challenging topic in the least!

16. More Than Words

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We frequently use the expression "a picture is worth a thousand words" in everyday conversation. When you want to explain something to someone or provide them with information without having to use your fingers too much, a few pictures can be very helpful.

That is precisely what transpired after the ex-boyfriend made the decision to prod a little bit. That was a quick and perceptive response, thank you. And this from someone who, without a doubt, is aware of the old adage that one picture is worth a thousand words. We are sorry, but we meant one thousand burns!

17. Don’t Hold It In

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You just need to open up every once in a while and let everything out. In a frantic text message sent at midnight to your ex, you try to get everything out at once. It’s okay, but it ultimately might be misunderstood. It’s not the healthiest way of dealing with things.

And in some situations, that is not the most effective course of action at all! Especially if your previous partner is as cunning and vicious as this one is. Therefore, the next time you are considering making such an idiotic move to clear your conscience, you should give it some serious thought first.

18. Stay In Your Lane

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You've only ever had one job, so you should make every effort to keep it. However, this individual was not successful in completing that one simple task. In all candor, however, we seriously doubt that this has caused him a great deal of distress.

Has there been a shift in this demand since twelve o'clock? It seems that both of our hypotheses are correct! To reiterate, individuals who do not wish to be contacted "unless asked for" should simply block the number. Easy and uncomplicated; there are no concerns; there is no access!

19. Could’ve Opened Better

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An argument's success or failure often depends on the quality of the opening sentence. If you're dumb enough to ghost your ex-significant others and then text them out of the blue, please make an effort to come up with a better opening line than this guy, even if you're trying to get back together with them!

Even though things are as bad as they are, you should still make an effort to greet people. It goes without saying that you shouldn't go with this option. Despite the fact that the sender may believe they sound cool, we (and, of course, their ex) think they come across as a bit of a fool in the message they sent.

20. Honesty Stays Golden

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An honest admission is sometimes all that is required of you. But when it comes to this particular topic, we just don't know what to say! Undeniably heartfelt but also packed with a healthy dose of humor! At least both parties are aware of how awkward their relationship continues to be.

Could it be that this person's ex-partner preferred the other person to smell like a dog? It's possible that a refreshing shower or a strong dose of deodorant will do the trick. On the other hand, we are concerned that it may be too late to avert this catastrophe.

21. Unique Message

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One more time, the fact that we all communicate in our own unique ways is completely normal. However, how original would you say your method of communication is? It seems that this couple has decided to communicate in a way that is very unconventional and creative. They could only communicate using the titles of songs!

Now, when they went their separate ways, the song competition, as well as the feelings, became more intense! This picture perfectly illustrates how entertaining and interesting it is! Whoever played the last song would be of particular interest to us. Who else would enjoy listening to "Shout Out to My Ex" at this very moment?

22. Completely Blown It

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This is a really efficient approach to putting a stop to the mischief that was being caused. Brilliant, uncomplicated, and of tremendous value! The worst feeling in the world is realizing that you have completely blown your chance at something. And if your ex is happy about anything, it's going to be the fact that they told you this information.

It is clear from looking at this photograph that an era has come to an end for this formerly married couple. We do value the fact that they at least try to be courteous to one another, which is something that both of them do.

23. Do You Boo-Boo

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It's not uncommon for couples to pool their resources and resources such as accounts, passwords, houses, and other items. Nevertheless, the loss that hits you the hardest when a relationship comes to an end may be one that you did not anticipate.

This ex has learned the hard way how challenging it can be to cancel a subscription to a streaming service. It's possible that the end of their relationship didn't warrant a discussion as weighty as being kicked off of Spotify. It's a good thing it wasn't Netflix because otherwise, there might have been some tears shed.

24. Not The Best Way of Talking to Someone

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This is an extremely boring piece of writing. In all honesty, the person who sent this message should have given it another read or at the very least take a moment to reflect on whether or not it was a sound plan. If they had tried, we have no doubt that they could have produced an idea that was even marginally more effective than this one!

Either the individual has just concocted the worst possible justification for talking, or they desperately need to find a new therapist to work with them. This much is obvious. Because a therapist would have been fired if they ever gave us advice like that, it is highly unlikely that they did.

25. Check Your Eyes

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This person gets a perfect score for being a jerk. And I'd give it a perfect score of ten out of ten for being the perfect response! Following the end of a relationship, we often find ourselves fantasizing about the terrible things we could do to our former partner. However, the majority of them are successful in retaliating in some way!

We have high hopes that the next time this person thinks about making such a crude joke, they will change their mind. You know you've reached the end of the conversation when you get a witty response like this one.

26. Who’s Lying to Who Here

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Definitely, someone who likes to chat with the furniture! or one could just have a conversation with oneself... Someone needs to snap out of it and put an immediate stop to it. Despite the fact that it's only one-sided, things are going pretty smoothly!

The situation is getting more and more precarious with each text that is sent. We are intrigued to learn how and where this series of text messages came to an end. This person has at least some comprehension of the fact that they should be ignored.

27. Straight Fire

There are some text responses that are very natural to you. But this one sets an entirely new standard that is simply unimaginable! The point is made clear in a way that is understandable, and it is exactly what ought to be communicated to the audience.

This article demonstrates that there are other options available in addition to the typical ones, such as blocking phone numbers or removing people as friends on social media platforms. Instead, if you want to get even with someone after a painful breakup, you should flaunt it for all to see. You are both clever and sassy!

28. Absolutely Inappropriate

It is not an easy task to be able to dismiss an individual in a manner that is appropriate in a single sentence that is both straightforward and succinct. But when it is carried out the way it should be, it is absolutely faultless!

This text reply is the best example of how to throw a banger in the face of your ex while still maintaining your sense of taste and style. Despite the fact that it is not particularly sophisticated, it unquestionably merits a spot in the annals of history.

29. He Shoots, He Misses

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In today's world, everyone likes to express themselves through the use of emojis and stickers. Obviously, with all of those helpful things available, who would want to waste their time typing? This piece of text serves as an excellent illustration of how a full conversation can be carried out with just a few stickers.

This is what we mean when we talk about hitting a home run or taking the ball and running with it! Our sympathies go out to the unfortunate former partner. After everything is said and done, there is no way for you to make up for that embarrassment.

30. What Goes Around…

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This is the manner in which you should respond in a formal setting. A sassy response to a sophisticated text message from an ex! Why was it necessary for them to part ways? They would have been a fantastic match for one another!

You need to be subtle if you want to treat your ex badly without yelling at them. And that's the main focus of this one. We can say with certainty, however, that they both appear content with their end of the relationship. Cheers!

31. Happy, But A Little Harsh

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This passage pretty much encapsulates the entirety of life! Even if you try your best, there are some situations in which the damage can no longer be undone. Therefore, if you are going to text your ex a compliment, you shouldn't expect the same thing in return from them!

This response is the perfect example of what we mean by that. Additionally, there is evidence to suggest that it is well deserved! In that case, we couldn't be more in sync with one another. This text, which is both sophisticated and brutal, is unquestionably a mic drop.

32. The One Who Laughs Last

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This one is a little more complicated, despite the fact that it may appear to some people to be completely hilarious, endearing, and witty. Some people find it revolting, embarrassing, and just plain yucky, but others think it's hilarious. No matter what the circumstances are, it is definitely nighttime!

No matter what perspective you take, you can't help but notice how intense the expression is. We can almost guarantee that this former partner gave a lot of consideration before uttering those very words. Or had the darkness always been so uncomplicated to deal with?

33. So Much Class!

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There is a fine line between acting classy and actually being classy, and giving up any pretense of the class falls somewhere along that line. This person is on a completely different level than everyone else! If you're going for naughty, at least do it in a fashionable way. On the other hand, we cannot say for certain that it will be successful.

Even if it doesn't work, at least you won't end up looking like those whiny ex-spouses who always look foolish while trying to fix the problem. Even if it doesn't work, you'll avoid looking like those. Simply put, we are thankful that this hidden gem was shared with the world so that we could all have a good laugh when we really needed one.

34. Another Way of Saying This

We all have our own unique ways of speaking. A lot of people have trouble "reading between the lines" and figuring out the real meaning of what's being said to them or what's being said to them. In point of fact, the inability to fulfill this requirement is a common cause of relationship failure.

However, it is clear that misunderstandings were not the cause of this couple's decision to end their relationship because both parties are able to recognize when the other is making an attempt to be gross (or romantic?) in their expression of longing.

35. Right Through the Middle

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This particular instance is a perfect demonstration of the old proverb that says "a picture is worth a thousand words." They are an excellent means of expressing one's emotions, whether they be those of love and longing or simply a polite way to vent one's frustration. One can express any emotion through the use of emojis.

In this particular instance, one of them is even a drawing! And one that is not only beautiful but also reassuring in nature. The impressiveness, however, is completely spoiled by the return image. It's also very funny to watch! This is a perfect illustration of a vicious response that can be found in any textbook.

36. Getting Right Down to Business

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This is, without a doubt, one of the best examples of getting straight to the point! In addition to this, it feels like I'm getting punched in the face! Anyone who hears this direct response will most likely think twice, and possibly even three times, before approaching once more.

When you are so categorically turned down right from the start, you realize there is no longer any chance for success, and this is especially true if you are hoping to win someone back. After reading this response, it became clear that this former partner still feels the same way.

37. 40 Amusing Accidental Texts That Were Really Sent on Purpose

We’ve all sent an accidental text, whether it was to the wrong person or the accidental press of a button. But some individuals like to send texts that APPEAR to be accidental, but really they were sent on purpose. These are a couple of accidental texts that were more than likely sent on purpose.

This person was trying to start up a text conversation with someone they were interested in. The hint that they clearly didn’t pick up on though was that this person was not interested in them in the least.

When the person realized that he was probably not going to get a reply, he decided to implement a different strategy. He sent them a message which was supposed to “look” accidental, but really it was on purpose. He was pretending to message his mom letting her know that he had made a bank transfer, the problem with this was that it was clear he was just trying to get attention.

38. Breaking The News To Your Crush Gently

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Teenagers find it extremely difficult to express their feelings, especially when they have a crush on someone. This was the case for Ellie when she had a crush on Chris. She really wanted to let him know, but she just didn’t know how.

Instead of letting him know that she has a crush on him, she tried to be subtle about it. She messaged him pretending she was trying to message Jenna but still made the message clear that she had a crush on Chris. Although he found this completely transparent and confronted her about her sly tactics head-on.

39. Making The Best of a Bad Circumstance

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This person decided to make the most of a bad situation. When their grandfather passed away, they used it to their advantage, trying to get a date from people on their contact list. No doubt, this tactic was tried with multiple people.

They messaged a woman on their contact list and then decided to pretend they were messaging someone else. But then told the story anyway which in afterthought, was probably a little transparent.

40. Pining For An Ex Flame

We’ve all been in love with someone we were no longer in a relationship with. It’s just a part of life. But this person decided to use manipulative tactics to try and speak to their ex again but it didn’t go down as they had planned.

They pretended to be speaking to one of their friends but directly messaged their ex letting her know that he was still in love with her. Unfortunately, whether or not she knew it was an “on-purpose” accidental text or not, she didn’t give him much in the way of conversation.

41. Stumbling Across a Very Specific Location

While this is not so much a text message, but rather a post about an incident that was posed as an accident, but really couldn’t have been. This person claimed that she and her sister stumbled across what was a Hunger Games movie location.

The problem is, that this location was a very small part of the movie and would not be easily identifiable. This likely means they went out looking for the location, or had insider intel that this spot was used in the movie.

42. Pretending Technology Was Glitching Out

When Snapchat first came out, many people weren’t aware that people could actually see when their images were screenshotted. But the truth is, people, get a notification when their images have been screenshotted so that they know that their privacy is at risk.

This person didn’t realize it at first but must have sent the screenshot to a friend who let him know. He then tried to cover his tracks by pretending that technology was glitching out when in reality, it was all too obvious that he had screenshotted her images.

43. Losing It In a Text

This guy finally scored a date with the girl of his dreams and then may have blown it just a little by sending a message directly to the girl of his dreams rather than to his friend. He went on about how hot the girl was to the girl, not a great idea.

All things said and done, she didn’t seem to take any offense to it, rather choosing to take it as a compliment that he thought she was so good-looking. We can only wonder how awkward that date must have been after that text.

44. Taking an “Accidental” Photo

When sneezing, it is impossible not to pull some incredibly funny faces. But this is totally normal and happens to everyone. This woman seems to have forgotten that everybody sneezes, so everybody knows what happens when you sneeze.

But this young girl liked a photo that she had taken of herself but was embarrassed to just post it. So she pretended that she had taken it while she was sneezing. Unfortunately, her guise was a little too transparent and it’s very unlikely that anyone believed her.

45. Flirting Can Be a Tricky Game

Flirting via text can be a tricky game to play, especially for teenagers who are just learning the ropes. This guy decided to tell the girl he was messaging that he liked her but pretended the message was supposed to go to a friend.

While we don’t know what happened next, she likely saw through his games. If she liked him back she probably didn’t mind, although if you catch someone playing games while you’re still on the fence, she likely wouldn’t be into it.

46. Trolling an Ex’s New Girl A Little Too Hard

When you enter a new relationship, it can be hard to deal with the person's love history. And it gets even harder when that person's exes are clearly not over them because it can cause them to try to tamper in your current relationship.

This person was unfortunate enough to be dating someone who had an ex that seemed to be very much invested still. The ex was actually sending the new girlfriend photos of her ring from a “new bae”. Unfortunately, it was all too obvious that the messages were not a mistake as the ex sent her two messages on two different platforms.

47. Being Bold And Having Regrets

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This guy decided that he was going to ask his crush out on a date. Unfortunately for him, things didn’t go according to plan as his crush felt she didn’t know him well enough to go anywhere alone with him.

Instead of owning up to his actions, he backed down, pretending his little cousin had stolen his phone. But seriously?! Everyone has a password-protected phone now. Stealing phones and sending strange texts should be a thing of the past.

48. Accidentally Letting Your Ex Know Your Dating Someone Else

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When you start dating someone new and start leaving your past behind, including your ex, sometimes you want to rub it in their face a little. Of course, every self-respecting adult would never want to rub anything in anyone else's face, but then there’s this woman.

She decided to text her ex pretending she was trying to text her new man. The only problem with this is that it was way too transparent. We hope her ex saw right through this text message and didn’t bother responding.

49. Another “Accidentally” Perfect Photograph

People need to stop pretending they’ve taken “accidental” photographs and simply own up to the fact that they are a little narcissistic. The thing is, nobody cares because everybody is a little narcissistic these days.

This woman took a perfectly posed photograph with her lips pouting and her hair perfect and her face turned slightly to the side. There are no ways that this photograph was an accident. But when posting it, she didn’t want to look like she was gone into the woods and posed this way for a photograph, so she played it off as an accident. What she doesn’t know, is that this makes her look even more silly.

50. Inviting All Of The Options

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This guy decided that it would be a good idea to invite 100 women over for a party. While this seemed like a good idea at the time, he probably got a couple of strange responses which led him to take back what he had done.

While he sent an apology email to all of the women involved, he still wanted to leave the door slightly open to anyone that may be interested. So he said the party was canceled unless anyone was still keen. Great going to whoever this ridiculous human is!

51. Pretending His Sister Stole His Phone

It can be difficult to ask someone on a date, especially when you’re not really sure whether they would be keen. This guy decided to ask someone out via text message, and he was bold with his choice of words, even choosing “I love you” as a precursor to the question.

The girl in question then responded with maybe not the answer he was hoping for, but it’s definitely better than getting a no. However, he still decided to let her know that his little sister had stolen his phone, for whatever reason this felt like the right thing for him to do at the time.

52. The Cousin Got His Phone Again

While this one doesn’t have to do with anyone having a crush, it’s rather an outlet for anger without consequences. This person decided to be rather rude to their friend or acquaintance via text message, but they didn’t want to own up to their anger.

Instead, when their friend responded, they simply said that their cousin had stolen their phone again. Honestly, it’s a tiresome excuse that is getting a little old and overused. Like anyone would leave their phone lying around when their mischievous cousin was around.

53. Another Little Sister Doing The Dirty Work

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This person was having a fairly honest conversation with the person they were interested in. But unfortunately, things went a little south when she tried to pretend her sister stole her phone after asking very blatantly if the guy likes her.

However, she clearly didn’t think the message through properly as she asked the question in a strange way, which made him realize something was up. Instead of getting a real reply to the question, she delivered a rather confusing conversation ender.

54. Playing It Cool While Sending Nudes

This person tried to send someone on their contacts a nude without realizing that Facebook blocks that type of content from being sent on their platform. When it was clear that Facebook had removed the attachment, there were questions asked.

Although the receiver of the image eventually managed to find out what was contained in the image, the sender tried to play it off like it was an accident. Luckily the play was quite transparent, and the receiver called the sender out immediately.

55. Asking People Out On a Date Pranks

This guy decided to use a cheesy COVID-related pick-up line on someone he had on Snapchat. When he got a very negative response, he told them that his friends had dared him to ask people out on Snapchat.

While he may have said that his friends dared him, this does seem a little unlikely as at this time, everyone was stuck in their own houses and not seeing friends. So the likelihood that he was dared to do anything is highly unlikely.

56. Not Willing To Take The Heat

This man asked a woman he had been talking to on Tinder what her bra size is, and she was having none of it. Instead of simply blocking the guy, she gave what for as her anger took over for the complete disrespect.

Instead of owning his mistakes and apologizing like a man, he decided to pretend that his friend had been going through his Tinder messages while he was drunk and sending messages to the women he was talking to. The likelihood of that happening is just way too small to be true.

57. Reaching Out To Anyone Who Will Listen

This man was clearly not a very chatty person in general, but after being locked inside during the pandemic, it was clear that this man needed someone to talk to. Even if he had never struck up a conversation with them before.

He decided to opt for the video format of communication, but then realized it was maybe not such a good idea. But it was too late, after sending the video he couldn’t delete it. Causing him to ask her not to watch it, and then tell her she could if she wanted to. Very confusing.

58. Talk About Mixed Signals

Men are known for giving mixed signals, hot one second, cold the next. And that has become even more prevalent in the world of texting. This guy couldn’t make up his mind whether he wanted to talk to this girl or not.

In the end, he told her she was pretty a couple of times and pretended that it was meant for another friend each and every time. He sent a whole heap of mixed signals, none of which were truly appreciated by the women receiving them.

59. Revealing Unwanted Text Messages

This person decided to message their crush with a very revealing message about the way he wants to live his life and the woman he wants to be with. Although it didn’t go very well, and judging by the messages this person is not interested anyway.

He went on to excuse the message as someone had stolen his phone and typed that message. But again, the excuse is way overused and phones are always locked nowadays. People’s lives are contained on their phones so having someone else type messages on your phone would never be something that happened in today's age.

60. Trying Not To Lead Him On

This person tried to ask a girl out in a very casual way and got the response he didn’t want. He wanted to hang out with her on Friday and she simply replied with “no thanks!”. She didn’t even bother making up an excuse which was probably the right thing to do.

When he noticed how honest her response was he blamed the asking out on a friend, although again, that is not believable in the least. She let him know that she didn’t want to lead him on which is rather noble, and he denied ever having asked her out in the first place.

61. Autocorrect Gets The Blame Again

This person sent a very disgusting message to a girl and then got confused when he was rejected. There are so many men on dating apps exploiting the loneliness of women who are looking for something real, and this is one of them.

They spoke for a while and eventually, he came out with the fact that he meant to use the word “dog”. Strange that he hadn’t picked that up earlier though, so it’s clear that he was just trying to take back something he said for the sake of continuing the conversation.

62. His Brother Messaged His Gamer Friend

This guy was playing online games when he decided to test the waters and tell his online crush that he was looking for an online girlfriend. A few seconds later he messaged to say that his brother had sent that message from his account.

While this is more likely on a computer than on a phone, it is still quite an unlikely situation. This guy probably regretted the message he sent when he didn’t get an immediate reply and tried to play it up like it was his brother who had sent that.

63. Playing The Brother Card Again

The sibling card has been played so many times it’s almost ridiculous. And this is another one of those times, and it’s equally as not believable as the last times. This girl was messaging her friend's boyfriend and slipped an inappropriate message into the sentence.

She then immediately apologized for asking to swap nudes and said that her brother had stolen her phone. It’s likely she didn’t even get a reply to this bombard of messages because they were so strange.

64. The Infamous Friend Sending Messages

This person decided to send along a chain message because they believed that if they didn’t send it to 20 people then a dead woman would sleep next to him for the rest of his life. I guess he was a little too scared to risk it.

When the person responded with the message “no”, they obviously felt embarrassed about what they had done and decided to implicate their friend in the crime. If that is the case, these people should stop letting their friends close to their phones.

65. Oh Wait, Everyone Can See This?

We all have moments at work when we can’t believe that this is our job and we think it is incredibly boring. At times like that, we often want to vent to our colleagues about just how ridiculous our jobs really are.

That’s exactly what this employee was trying to do, but he didn’t realize that the person he was referring to could actually see his message. This is what we would call an awkward moment. The moment this person realized what was going on must have been absolutely mortifying.

66. Sending a Text To The Wrong Person

So this message was sent to the wrong person, clearly. But it was definitely not sent to the wrong person on purpose. This text exchange must have been painful for both parties involved. One of them was probably left hurting for a good while.

She messaged her friend in disbelief saying she can’t believe someone set her up with a guy who has braces. Unfortunately, the text was sent directly to the guy who has braces which ended in a very awkward text exchange.

67. This Wrong Text May Have Come Across As Indeering

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This girl thought she was messaging her friend, using an inside joke about a demon dragging her soul down to hell as a goodnight message. The only problem was that she was messaging her crush rather than her best friend.

Although his initial response was confusion, it seems like a warmed up to it when he found out it was a mistake. He actually seemed to find it kind of endearing, and used her own personal joke back on her, telling her to be careful of the demons that could drag her soul down to hell.

68. Wondering Who Started The Text Messages

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You know when you’re daydreaming about your crush and they happen to text you? No, me neither. This person must have been daydreaming about their crush and accidentally sent them a “hey”.

Because later on in their conversation, they were confused about who actually started the text thread. Well, one thing is certain, this person has got it baaaaad. They are very hung up on whoever they are talking to and it shows.

69. Having a Conversation About Your Crush With Your Crush

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This person decided to message her friend Sharon about her friend Cory because she is starting to develop a crush on him and she doesn’t know what to do. The only thing is, she didn’t realize but she was messaging Cory directly.

Whether that was on purpose or by mistake we may never know, but it seems like it may have been on purpose as she used Sharon's name when saying “hey”. Despite this, Cory found it endearing and wanted to take her out on a date.

70. Another Accidental Photo

When people feel embarrassed about a photo they have taken of themselves, they often try to play it off as if someone else took that photo of them. The thing is, it’s usually glaringly obvious that they took the photo of themselves.

This was the case for this young woman who took a selfie while she was doing her makeup. She then added a caption that made it seem as if her mother had taken the photo, but the truth is that she took a selfie, and she shouldn’t feel ashamed of that.

71. A Very Awkward Conversation

This person decided to ask out their crush via text message and it didn’t go well from the very beginning. At first, she was surprised that he asked via text but also turned him down saying she didn’t want to go out.

He then tried again asking if he asked her out in person if the situation would be different. Again, she rejected him in a very awkward manner. He then pulled the “I was only joking” card but by then it seemed it was too late.

72. Being a Copy Cat

There is nothing worse than pouring your life and soul into your work and having someone else copy that work and put their name on it. And that’s exactly what this gentleman did. He was a copycat of someone else's art.

Luckily, the online community was having none of it and someone was gracious enough to call him out on what he had done. He still didn’t admit that what he did was wrong, instead, ruling it out as a mistake but at least he knew he should not try that again.

73. The CF List Gone Wrong

A CF list is one that contains the names of people that are closest to them and they have complete control over who they add or remove from this list. This person was demanding to be put on someone's CF list and it is rather rude.

The person politely declined, saying they didn’t want to. Although the person persisted, the one with the CF list kept standing their ground and ensuring that they wouldn’t want to be strong-armed into anything. When it was clear that they had lost, they tried to play it off as a joke, but that clearly wasn’t the case.

74. Was It Accidental Though?

It sucks when you send a picture to the wrong person. But when sending ‘sensitive’ content, people are generally very careful about who receives that content. Well, that wasn’t the case for this guy, or was it?

It’s a little hard to believe that he sent ‘sensitive’ content to the wrong person, although that is what he claimed. He then told the person not to open it and then told them that they could if they wanted to. Little strange don’t you think?

75. “It Was My Drunk Friend”

You would think in today's age that men would stop harassing women online in every way they can. In this particular instance, the young lady was trying to sell her car and was harassed in the process.

The man started asking her if she was a stripper and then tells her he would give her $100 if she was. This is complete harassment and inappropriate. But she shut him down really quickly, and when she did that, he claimed that his drunk friend had taken his phone.

76. Very Forward Messages From a Friend

It seems that this person sent a broadcast message to his entire contact list, or a couple of people anyway. When he apologized for the inappropriate message that was sent, this girl responded by intimating that he was lying.

She then went on to tease him letting him know that he didn’t need to desperately broadcast a message to anyone who would listen. Instead, she was able to give him the name of a couple of girls that would be happy to go out with him. He liked the idea of that, making it appear that he was the sender of the message, despite his best efforts to cover it all up.

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